Beauty and The Beast

What's that i hear? Vanessa hudgens sharing a role with Alex pettyfer in Beastly? . Desole, but i am really sick and tired of the Disney-fake-turned-sluts. Luckily, she looks somewhat presentable - mostly because it looks nothing like her!

With that being said: if you adjust your eyes to the only thing worth looking at in that picture, you'll notice that he is the oh-so-hot guy living on my walls, books, and bed... no need to continue. SEKSIII

...........holy crap your hot. Thanks to you, my physics teacher had to tell me to stop looking at hot guys if i wanted better marks *tear*, i think i'll give that a pass.

ok this blog post really has no point.... so this is the most random post you will ever read.

But just yesterday ? ( i think) was APRIL FOOKING FOOLS BITCH !!!!! or what i like to call

Poisson d'Avril :)

My absolute favourite day of the year..... because:

1. I can lie, get caught, and say April Fools! (Not that that's going to stop me ..)

2. I can pull pranks on people and you can't really do anything about it, because i'll say April Fools! ( and unless your a tight-ass moron who can't handle a joke, just stay away from me on April the 1st. )

However, tough titties honey, but i didn't pull anything off this year :( FAIL 2010 !

I can tell you guys what i HAD planned, but i bailed... Maybe people will be less ass-tight in uni (hopefully!)

So here it is....

No prank is more legendary at a school than the one that changes the very image of the institution. Never has that been more true than in this prank. Oh, the joy these pranksters must have felt when they inevitably searched out their school on the interwebs, only to find their handiwork there for the world to see.

What makes it even better? The school is located on Shaft Road. No Joke.

These Guys Had Big Balls To Give The School The Shaft Like This

* before you press print-screen and give this in to the principle, just know that this is a fucking joke - i really did not plan on doing this AT ALL

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Today, my parents told me that my dog passed away while I was at school. Thinking it was an April Fools joke, I started laughing. My mother began to cry. After a few awkward seconds, I realized it wasn't a joke. FML

Today, I explained to my little brother asked me what April Fools Day was. Later, he ran up to me screaming "April Fools!" His idea of a joke was flushing my fish down the toilet. FML

Today, there's nothing worse than thinking it's funny to send your wife a text on the morning of April fools Day telling her you think she's having an affair, only for her to phone you back sobbing and saying "I've been waiting for months to tell you..." FML

YOUR MUM RATES ME

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