Will you be my boo?

1. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

2. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

3. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male guinea pig and fatty foods)

4. I don't date men where I school.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system',much less the same building.)

Kidding about no.2 ... and the rest of the (stuff in brackets) :)

Ask me anything, I'll answer EVERYTHING BUT CHEM.