16 and pregnant




please ?

ANYWHO....this blog post is not gonna be written by me "KP", instead I will let Jakequeline Cholala take over a post.... so yadayadayada here is her story... 8|

HI GUYS! I'm Jakequeline Cholala <3!the other day I checked my period calender
and i found out that i've missed like 4 of my periods! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next day at school, i vomited, not because i got a B on one of my assessments but because..
I'm starting to feel morning sickness? What's wrong with me ?!

So i started googling my symptoms and all these idiots on the world wide web are saying that
I might be pregnant? Seriously... I can't be pregnant, unless i've been doing the naughty.
Which i haven't!....I'm president of the celibacy club and a devout Christian! Ok maybe I have
ROFL. SO WHAT! Alot of my friends like naylena boolala have all done it! They're not gaining
weight by the phreaking second ! So like, omg.

I don't really have a photographic memory so i've started to take pictures daily! And then i
can put the pictures side by side to see if i'm getting fatter or not! Ok... So heres the first one..

hehe this is me as the pageant queen! I totally shined !

And heres the second..


Naylena said I've changed, I've changed? What do you mean... I've changed my clothes? like duhhh that's disgusting!

Any difference guys :O?

8 months later

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When will I learn that "trust me"
is a really bad birth control option :( OMYGOSH!! I've had to like REVAMP my closet completely
and let me tell you something! Maternity clothes are as ugly as someone being hit by an ugly
stick! Anyways, my boyfriend told me that he's getting annoyed at the fact that i keep worrying
about my looks, when i should worry about my baby!.. haha...oh yeah..

Ok, so i am totally clueless as to what to do with this baby... like seriously? I'm 16 omg give me
a break! So my boyfriend told me i have 3 options: Un) Raise the baby (wtf) Deux) Abortion Trois)
Release the baby and put it up for adoption. Ok so like... i don't even know what half of those words
mean!! So i called up my best friend Naylena and told her to look up the word "abortion" .
I was so shocked, MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME TO KILL THE BABY??? Like seriously! that is so mean,
so i dumped his ass! How can a muderer raise a baby, like seriously?!

9 months later

That. was. so. painful. After minutes and minutes of thinking of what to do with the baby, i've decided
that i'm going to raise it :) I didn't think i was going to get pregnant because...he pulled out?
But like, whatever. I'm sooo excited and looking forward to being a Mum. I think i might have
to give up weed...but i don't think it really affected my baby.
My mum said that she wasn't ashamed of me AT ALL and she's PROUD :) (Love you mummy) .
So yeah..... that's it.

xoxo awsome-mother-Jackequiline-Cholala <3

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH POOR JAKEE!!!

Joonie said...

LMAO

Anonymous said...

LOL FUNNY!!!!!

Anonymous said...

thats kinda mean, did you ask him if you could do that?

Barbie's Booga said...

ummmm i did.... last year... haha

chocosonic said...

lol I'm pretty sure he didn't let you

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure he said yes hahhaa

Anonymous said...

LOL i jst realised that was jake. i was like WHOS THAT O_O XD

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAH same i was thinking it was a weird looking chick

Anonymous said...

has jake seen this? HAHAHHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

sooo thiisss is what everyones talking about! LOL NICE

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