Parce Que je M'ennuie

What r the best places to buy clothes online??

2011-01-11T01:26:00.001+10:00

For nice clothes, try net-a-porter<3 but u can get affordable ones at asos (:

Ask me anything, I'll answer EVERYTHING BUT CHEM.

Sleep Paralysis

2010-10-01T23:35:00.008+10:00

A couple of months ago I was falling asleep (still awake), and a sudden blackness lapsed over me. It was then I realized something was wrong, VERY WRONG. I tried to open my eyes, but they were locked shut. I tried wriggling my fingers and toes for any sign of movement, they were frozen. I couldn't move, I was completely paralyzed. I still remember my heart pounding frantically and thinking WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF IS HAPPENING!?

If your thinking that I'm attempting to write a badly worded story and that I sorely crave English and Mr. Ferguson; well sorry my dear readers, that is the dumbest thing you have ever thought.

This has happened to me about 4 times, and freaks the shit out of me every. single. time. I never really tried to find out what was happening to me, or that I should of even told my dad because I thought "This psycho crap is only happening to me". Well I guess not, I diagnosed myself with GOOGLE. It's just too bad that i'm not relieved. This 'psycho crap' that is happening has another name that.... doesn't really put me at ease :)

Sudden Unexplained Death Syndrome

FAAANNNTASTICCCC.

There is no 'real' explanation or cure for my Sudden Unexplained Death Syndrome. Only two sides to the story:

Medically:

Sudden unexplained death syndrome is a frightening form of paralysis that occurs when a person suddenly finds himself or herself unable to move for a few minutes. It is due to an ill-timed disconnection between the brain and the body. (WTF?!?!)

Other explanations:

All across Asia and the Middle east it is described as an event in which the person is sleeping and that a ghostly figures are nearby or even holding him or her down. And there's a name for it in just about every language:

Ma De

鬼壓身/鬼压身

kanashibari

가위눌림

khmout sukkhot

dab tsog

bangungut

bakhtak' (Urdu: بختک)

Amuku Be

karabasan

lidércnyomás

All these words basically translate to 'Being pressed down by a ghost or devil' Or in the African language, it means 'The witch is riding you' ........umm...yeah..disturbing on so many levels.

So before you go to bed, just hope this doesn't happen to you :)

Oh and if this has happened to you...please comment :)

haha... highlarious

2010-07-10T14:12:00.000+10:00

brazil lost wtf.

2010-07-03T15:44:00.003+10:00

I don't mind comforting you 8)

bahahahhahahah

And out comes the baby .. hehe

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2010-06-20T14:42:00.002+10:00

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yes please.

16 and pregnant

2010-06-20T12:38:00.011+10:00

please ?

ANYWHO....this blog post is not gonna be written by me "KP", instead I will let Jakequeline Cholala take over a post.... so yadayadayada here is her story... 8|

HI GUYS! I'm Jakequeline Cholala <3!the other day I checked my period calender

and i found out that i've missed like 4 of my periods! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next day at school, i vomited, not because i got a B on one of my assessments but because..

I'm starting to feel morning sickness? What's wrong with me ?!

So i started googling my symptoms and all these idiots on the world wide web are saying that

I might be pregnant? Seriously... I can't be pregnant, unless i've been doing the naughty.

Which i haven't!....I'm president of the celibacy club and a devout Christian! Ok maybe I have

ROFL. SO WHAT! Alot of my friends like naylena boolala have all done it! They're not gaining

weight by the phreaking second ! So like, omg.

I don't really have a photographic memory so i've started to take pictures daily! And then i

can put the pictures side by side to see if i'm getting fatter or not! Ok... So heres the first one..

hehe this is me as the pageant queen! I totally shined !

And heres the second..

Naylena said I've changed, I've changed? What do you mean... I've changed my clothes? like duhhh that's disgusting!

Any difference guys :O?

8 months later

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When will I learn that "trust me"

is a really bad birth control option :( OMYGOSH!! I've had to like REVAMP my closet completely

and let me tell you something! Maternity clothes are as ugly as someone being hit by an ugly

stick! Anyways, my boyfriend told me that he's getting annoyed at the fact that i keep worrying

about my looks, when i should worry about my baby!.. haha...oh yeah..

Ok, so i am totally clueless as to what to do with this baby... like seriously? I'm 16 omg give me

a break! So my boyfriend told me i have 3 options: Un) Raise the baby (wtf) Deux) Abortion Trois)

Release the baby and put it up for adoption. Ok so like... i don't even know what half of those words

mean!! So i called up my best friend Naylena and told her to look up the word "abortion" .

I was so shocked, MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME TO KILL THE BABY??? Like seriously! that is so mean,

so i dumped his ass! How can a muderer raise a baby, like seriously?!

9 months later

That. was. so. painful. After minutes and minutes of thinking of what to do with the baby, i've decided

that i'm going to raise it :) I didn't think i was going to get pregnant because...he pulled out?

But like, whatever. I'm sooo excited and looking forward to being a Mum. I think i might have

to give up weed...but i don't think it really affected my baby.

My mum said that she wasn't ashamed of me AT ALL and she's PROUD :) (Love you mummy) .

So yeah..... that's it.

xoxo awsome-mother-Jackequiline-Cholala <3

2010-05-17T17:54:00.002+10:00

“i’m a slut because i’ll wear shorts and a tank top. i’m a bitch because i don’t let you push me around. i’m a liar because i won’t tell you everything. i’m stupid because sometimes i’m wrong. i’m ugly because my face isn’t perfect. i’m a whore because i like boys. i’m annoying because i’m not chill enough. i’m a loser because i’m not friends with your group. i’m fake because most of the time i’m happy. i’m weird because i’m not like you. i’m controlling because i get mad. sometimes i’m clingy because i like being around people. i’m greedy because i like to be satisfied. i’m naive because i’m younger than you. i’m conceited because i’m proud of who i am. i’m rude because my manners aren’t perfect. i’m unappreciative because i don’t praise you. don’t tell me who i am because i already know.”

Why so curious?

2010-05-11T16:34:00.005+10:00

And this is what i get for not checking my formspring for... A WHOLE NIGHT!

19 friggin questions....LOLjk I don't mind more :B

CLICK HERE TO ASK ME ANYTHING =B

Coincidence?

2010-05-08T22:56:00.007+10:00

hi.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Lincoln was elected president in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives. Lincoln was shit shot* in Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both presidents were shot on a Friday. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Both were secceeded by Southeners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assasin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Both assasins, were killed before their trials... on the same day (100 years later).

oOOoooOoo

Moral of the story: don't be a good president.

Coincidence? you decide biatches.

Gives Me Hope

2010-05-04T22:53:00.003+10:00

I went to Africa to help build an Orphan school when I saw a kid sitting on his own.

I walked up and gave him half of my sandwich, and he ran away.

Secretly following him around the corner, I saw him break it into small pieces and share it with his whole class of 20.

Sharing the little he had GMH.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :')

Will you be my boo?

2010-04-26T22:26:00.001+10:00

1. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

2. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

3. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male guinea pig and fatty foods)

4. I don't date men where I school.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system',much less the same building.)

Kidding about no.2 ... and the rest of the (stuff in brackets) :)

Ask me anything, I'll answer EVERYTHING BUT CHEM.

Bad...Bad..Prom

2010-04-25T17:29:00.005+10:00

America's favourite prom skank- pull your skirt up, seriously.

80's themed prom! I know!, we'll go as DB's!

Natalie portman goes to formal....

I think we pass as asians.

Somebody's gonna make their Mr. Happy.. happy tonight ;)

Um.. i'm not with her.

ehm....

FOOK YOU

2010-04-09T00:11:00.005+10:00

What is PETA ( People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals ) ?

We should applaud them, for the sheer time and energy that PETA put into this widely publicized PRANK. Basically, PETA are a bunch of animal haters, contrary to what they claim to be. They masquerade as animal lovers in order to con well-meaning people out of their cash. They 'love' animals whilst concomitantly killing animals themselves.

If they made $29 million last year alone, you would think they could afford shelter for animals. Ah, no. Who knows where the money goes? when Their "shelter" had a kill rate of 98% last year.

PETA means having me arrested for wearing a shirt that says 'Fook you PETA' , while THEY have protesters that are chained naked to the city hall - Uh, isn't that more disturbing and attention seeking than my fooking shirt??

PETA means condescension and propaganda.

PETA means a phony spokesperson who's not even made of much flesh.

PETA means no-one can wear fur other than the PETA head herself, unless they want paint to be thrown on them.

boo.

Stupid Smart People

2010-04-04T12:42:00.006+10:00

horny little man

“The difference between genius and stupidity is thatgenius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein

Spotted! Mrs. K and Y.B calling BarbieBooga the smartest dumbest person they have ever met. Ugh. Bring back the rules please, and explain what. the. hell. does that even mean?! Help me out here, but do i say thank you, or fuck you ?

After a little no-life-reading on istitchyoubitch, i have discovered Brian Morel (either it's morel or monel) - and he DEFINITELY flaunts the concept of stupid smart people! Adorbs.

...who doesn't love speaking in third person? :)

It's hard to read, but read it anyway you little sluts!

chemistry makes you lose faith in humanity..., damn straight.

Beauty and The Beast

2010-04-02T14:26:00.008+10:00

What's that i hear? Vanessa hudgens sharing a role with Alex pettyfer in Beastly? . Desole, but i am really sick and tired of the Disney-fake-turned-sluts. Luckily, she looks somewhat presentable - mostly because it looks nothing like her!

With that being said: if you adjust your eyes to the only thing worth looking at in that picture, you'll notice that he is the oh-so-hot guy living on my walls, books, and bed... no need to continue. SEKSIII

...........holy crap your hot. Thanks to you, my physics teacher had to tell me to stop looking at hot guys if i wanted better marks *tear*, i think i'll give that a pass.

ok this blog post really has no point.... so this is the most random post you will ever read.

But just yesterday ? ( i think) was APRIL FOOKING FOOLS BITCH !!!!! or what i like to call

Poisson d'Avril :)

My absolute favourite day of the year..... because:

1. I can lie, get caught, and say April Fools! (Not that that's going to stop me ..)

2. I can pull pranks on people and you can't really do anything about it, because i'll say April Fools! ( and unless your a tight-ass moron who can't handle a joke, just stay away from me on April the 1st. )

However, tough titties honey, but i didn't pull anything off this year :( FAIL 2010 !

I can tell you guys what i HAD planned, but i bailed... Maybe people will be less ass-tight in uni (hopefully!)

So here it is....

No prank is more legendary at a school than the one that changes the very image of the institution. Never has that been more true than in this prank. Oh, the joy these pranksters must have felt when they inevitably searched out their school on the interwebs, only to find their handiwork there for the world to see.

What makes it even better? The school is located on Shaft Road. No Joke.

These Guys Had Big Balls To Give The School The Shaft Like This

* before you press print-screen and give this in to the principle, just know that this is a fucking joke - i really did not plan on doing this AT ALL

Porno music-slash-comment time

Today, my parents told me that my dog passed away while I was at school. Thinking it was an April Fools joke, I started laughing. My mother began to cry. After a few awkward seconds, I realized it wasn't a joke. FML

Today, I explained to my little brother asked me what April Fools Day was. Later, he ran up to me screaming "April Fools!" His idea of a joke was flushing my fish down the toilet. FML

Today, there's nothing worse than thinking it's funny to send your wife a text on the morning of April fools Day telling her you think she's having an affair, only for her to phone you back sobbing and saying "I've been waiting for months to tell you..." FML

YOUR MUM RATES ME

(communitychannel spin-off)

Gossip Rehab.

2010-03-19T00:42:00.005+10:00

If I happen to say "I don't have a big mouth !"; The ONLY thing that's going to disagree is the devil subconscience on my left shoulder.

I know, we probably all know, that i need INTENSE therapy, on my INSANE obsession for gossip and drama. Maybe I learnt the hard way? But it was long overdue.

I'm not going to discuss events, come-up with nick names to tell more 'stories' - because that would mean i'm opening my huge mouth once again. Ironic that i'm saying all this on my BLOG, but anyways....

If YOUR going to gossip to anyone, that's fine, whatever floats your boat.
JUST KEEP IT NON-REACHING DISTANCE OF MY EARS.

If I'M going to gossip?
TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

thank you (:

Prosti-tots?

2010-03-17T13:47:00.005+10:00

What the chuck is wrong with little kids these days (statement, not a question). I have literally found the fourth installment of 90210. Most of you probably know that i don't like Miley/s, and now to make the world an even better place.... she has a 9 year old sister launching her own line of..... lingerie! YAY?

The children lingerie is described as... fun and funky, yet sweet and girly clothes that are comfortable enough to go with children's active lifestyles. A bit too active maybe.

On top of hawking slutty clothes, she also hopes to promote and raise awareness for her foundation, "Lollipops and Rainbows", which is basically a charity of charities.

Yeah, we don't get it either. But, good for her for wanting to change the world one provocative child at a time (Y). That sets a great example.[perez]

So if you see a little baby wearing this, do the rest of us a favour and slap her. gently.

And since when do people freak you out on twitter aswell??. Ok don't answer that.

No, you cannot blow air into my mouth you sick whore. And my names not BARBIE. what. the hell.

But i guess there's an upside to this, people do my homework for me when i complain :)

I'm off. Chemistry exam tommorow and i have to START an entire chapter that i've never read.....FARRR INNN.

Complemented*

2010-03-14T18:38:00.001+10:00

i laugh at the dummest things

2010-03-10T18:31:00.000+10:00

unBORED your life

2010-03-07T13:10:00.007+10:00

yeah i know the show ended ten years ago. but it is still - the best.

Just because it's not on tv anymore doesn't mean you can't live your own little rich-bitch universe. Here's how:

1. Look effortlessly hot in designer labels.

2. Jump all over rich guys so you can focus on charity work (and shopping)

3. Play with a bad boy. Maybe the unstable, violent brother of your ex, or any other messed up thug. Or not.

4. Choose yourself an "issue" - likes drugs or a screwy mother. Seek therapy. [thehitlist]

AND WHY THE HELL AM I WRITING THIS WHEN I HAVN't STARTED A PHYSICS ASSIGNMENT WHOSE DRAFT IS DUE TONIGHT.

formspring.me

2010-03-03T17:42:00.001+10:00

Ask me anything http://formspring.me/NaughtyBanana

New Year, New Start

2010-02-17T21:03:00.004+10:00

Or so i thought.

"fuck last year! i'll just put all the drama behind me"

but no, it still haunts me. Thinking i could be a 'good girl' and make all the teachers love me so they can rank me real high on the SAI's was the dummest thing i have ever said (or thought).

So far this year:

got a detention on the second week
not getting a senior badge ( WHICH 99.9% OF THE SCHOOL GOT)
no senior jersey
no prom (i think)
got called up to the principles office to discuss some 'school rules'
teacher shouts at me " I HOPE YOUR NOT GOING OUT WITH X ! :O"

andddd alot in between.
WTF
FAR INN

And this concludes another very short post.

bye children

Just Friends

2010-02-07T22:19:00.007+10:00

Boys and girls can be 'good friends', 'great friends', 'best friends' or even 'watch friends' together, but they can never be - under any circumstances - 'just friends'.

Why? as soon as someone whips out the 'were just friends line, you know they're hiding something. It's a defence mechanism used by the sexually charged, and, if the questiom begs asking, the possibility of them actually being 'just friends' is abouttttt 1/0 as a fraction. WHY DO YOU THINK IT SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE 'LUST FRIENDS'?

- they're just hugging...

maybe opt for the 'we've been mates for ages' *yawn* or ever better ' we're brother and sister' .....which should ward off all but the most incessant of suitors [alex dyson].

Hey Children

2010-01-28T20:21:00.011+10:00

I had to kind of keep my blog empty for the entire holidays because:

I was in Asia for 7 weeks and the only time i had internet connnection was when we got back to our hotel at like 12 pm ish :S

And i had to wait for some lovely people to stop checking out my blog and making COPIES of it for the school principle!

A blog is a fcking ONLINE DIARY.

Not only did i have to waste my precious Maths B time (eye roll) by going to the office three times over my blog! I have a seriously bad rep. with teachers now.... *cry*

Meh, anyways no.1 priority this year is schoool and sucking up to all my teachers ( Mr. English said european chocolates were a good start...)

Buhhh just wanted to say i'm blogging again :)

ByeBoo

*****

snitch

307 up, 195 down

buy snitch mugs, tshirts and magnets

The lowest person on the ghetto food chain. This person will often tell other people's bussiness, often times getting people arrested, evicted, or even killed. Snitches are hunted down like cattle.

Snitch	144 up, 79 down
A person that tells everybody's business; Someone that lies to save their ass. "I don't f wit that boy Tony, he's a damn snitch".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snitch

I know what you did last summer

2010-01-28T20:19:00.001+10:00

JUST IN! I have a fcukingEXCLUSIVE interview with International Russian Stripper 'I'm Your Venus'.
This is NOT a scam, 100% Authentic, Real Interview.

Firstly, your a serious nutfcuk, how the heck did you come up with the name "I'm your venus"?

Well after i read the book "women are from venus and man are from mars" i was very intrigued by the comparison to the real world, so after that i became very interested in venus and women. - righttt........

So this is the question on everyone's minds, well only me, but, Why a stripper ?!
its like 2 in 1...you are exercising (poll dancing is very tiring) and you sometimes get very hot + money

simple.

How do you rate me on a scale of five where five is the highest, oh, and why?

i believe your a 5, well what can i say asian chicks always turn me on...like remember taht episode from sex and the city where she covered herself in sushi so they can sex...well this is no usuall for me. i have sushi and dumplings with all sort of topings hahahah. - blockbuster !

What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?

people?? i thought its populated by those fluffy little creatures that cant fly...what are they called again? penguins you idiot.

Tell us about one of your worst habit or quality?

well im kinda used to not wearing undies and one time i was in New York and like the wind blew and shit and my super long mini skirt (oxymoron surely!) which nearly covered my ass went up and people saw my ass, |||yulia||| says (4:14 PM):

and i had a pimple which i forgot to squueze...and let me tell you i got this pimple from this old man who touched me the night before when i was performing, it was gross.

You have men all over you every saturday night, but the thing is, have you ever loved anyone?

love?? the only thing i know by the name of love is the club next door to ours...and i believe life is very good i dont have to care i just have sex...let me tell you some good sex not like normal people..its gets freaky...;) but anyways i have to go and get my ass waxed as i have a show tonight. I love all my fans and the president hes a good man, love ya'll *blows kises*

ooohhkayyyy so just as the interview was about to get suss, 'i'm your venus' had to get ...her ass..waxed. Could be a good thing. Thanks for tuning in !

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

2010-01-28T20:16:00.001+10:00

Harvard Pranked By Yale - Football Fans Say “We Suck!”

No matter how advanced your education, there is an elegant simplicity in just saying someone sucks.

It’s true that this is merely a generic volley lofted between bitter rivals. Often, however, it’s the manner that makes or breaks the prank. What makes this so brilliant is that the unwitting fans did not know until it’s too late, if they realized at all.

Yale definitely deserved bragging rights for this one. Either way, both schools are filled with pretentious douchenozzles, so in a way they both suck. True story. Enjoy.

That is all children,

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

poor jake

2009-11-21T14:16:00.003+10:00

[20:31] Jake, Johnson, Yo-Cho, 병민 says: Karuna... i AM gay!

[20:31] Jake, Johnson, Yo-Cho, 병민...: isn't it obvious
[20:31] Jake, Johnson, Yo-Cho, 병민...: My hips sway eeven more than peter gay when i walk!

MacG - The Real OC (II)

2009-11-07T15:15:00.002+10:00

P agree's to go out with A, but A now thinks P is ewgly :( ( A you betch ;p )

F said yes to L :D, but L didn't hear F when F said yes HAHAH poor F

BB is fcuked for Block Exams next week

P is a limelight thief, stealing A's sweet 16th party :(

K is moving overseas next year :( (K is not me btw)

A is not letting BB love doctorise her and CAD - even though its working (i hope you read this)

BLAH

2009-11-04T15:39:00.001+10:00

Gonna lay off on the more controversial topics of blogging.... for now (:

Awards Evening

2009-10-28T19:17:00.004+10:00

" teachers are just ugly all over." - GG

You really can't deny it :) With Macgregor being... 99% (Well, alot) asian infested, and all 5 of the captains being blonde.... I think most of us have the right to believe that the votes were RIGGED!

This is probably the third blog you've read relating to some of the very-well deserved captains, and the 'fake' ones, but i'm not gonna try to prove a point without any evidence.

1. Even though the principal has reminded us a few times that she doesn't get more than one vote - She still get's the OVERALL vote, if you know what i mean. Our old clan teacher once told us that this chink guy won the academic captain vote - by a landslide !!! , but staff didn't agree to this because he couldnt speak english properly. So in the end, he didn't win any awards, let alone his captaincy.

2. One of my friends got told by one of the teachers that she couldn't nominate herself for academic captain because her GPA wasn't high enough and that she didn't receive the 'academic excellence'. But i don't see ALL the academic captains with the AE...

So I'm gonna shut up before i start anymore drama that will make me end up on 'newgirlontheblogg' site, again!

And asdjasdh you if you hate me for writing this post.

much love BB ;D

SOS

2009-10-26T20:31:00.003+10:00

Please send all humiliating pics of Atika that hotstuff to mee X)

Ms. K

2009-10-17T23:14:00.005+10:00

Just a few weeks ago, Ms. K told our maths B class that she was leaving next year - Usually, any teacher who would of said that would've had students staring back at them with fake sad faces and happy thoughts - but it wasn't the same this time.

My first thought was "i am so fucked" and "oh shit!"

There seriously can't be anyone that hates her - even if she does teach MATHS.

What prompted me to write this was the highlarious stuff she said the other day to jake cho (sorry, had to mention your name)

"MISS! KP threw CHEMICALS at my hair in chem and i lost 10 hairs!!, and everyone in my generation are bald by the time they're 30!"" - Jake

"Then you'll save a lot money on shampoo... and dates!" - Ms. K

LOLOLOL

Then she turned to me and said i was like the 'Macgregor Mafia' or something.... but lol.

In class, i would never feel the need to do any work at all - atika and annie know that too well by now. But i'm afraid that next year will be all work, maths, no talking...and hard markers!!

I'm able to throw lid-less bottles of water, and erasers and paper at people (for fun, no physical pain intended) and never get yelled at. And the guys in the back row can just peg cockroaches at Charlene and get away with it - LOL.

I guess with her being my Maths C and B teacher, it seems as if they are both my bludge subjects, not because she gives free A's, but because she genuinely is a really good teacher.

Oh, and Peter , maybe you can plan her toodles party :)

Minions

2009-10-16T20:19:00.003+10:00

if anyone can help me with my chem, maths c, and physics assignment; PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO APPROACH ME.

Elsa Wertman

2009-10-14T18:31:00.007+10:00

Probably the best poem I've ever read - not that i've read many *-)

But it was good enough to ALMOST make me teary :)

I was a peasant girl from Germany,

Blue-eyed, rosy, happy and strong.

And the first place I worked was at Thomas Greene's.

On a summer's day when she was away

He stole into the kitchen and took me Right in his arms

and kissed me on my throat,

I turning my head.

Then neither of us Seemed to know what happened.

And I cried for what would become of me.

And cried and cried as my secret began to show.

One day Mrs. Greene said she understood,

And would make no trouble for me, And,

being childless, would adopt it. (

He had given her a farm to be still. )

So she hid in the house and sent out rumors

, As if it were going to happen to her.

And all went well and the child was born --

They were so kind to me.

Later I married Gus Wertman, and years passed.

But -- at political rallies when sitters-

by thought I was crying

At the eloquence of Hamilton Greene --

That was not it.

No! I wanted to say:

That's my son!

- Edgar Lee Masters

MacG - The Real OC

2009-10-14T17:09:00.003+10:00

Spotted

K is secretly dating W, and i found out 2 weeks later - unbelievable.

A hasn't told anyone about J :( ......

S is pressured by M to fuck

P is finally talking to Y again

Y has received her letter for the debutante ball :)

J and K can't stay in the same room for more than 2 seconds

E's feelings for B has been rejected

&KP needs more gossip

That is all children, bb xx

The death sentence

2009-10-08T16:08:00.003+10:00

i really miss my baby A's

i hate getting fucking B's

its making me depressed

So i'm going to keep sulking on this stupid blog

And beat myself up if i don't make it.

Grand Bouche

2009-10-05T16:28:00.006+10:00

I'm afraid of telling anyone my secrets.

Just a while back someone showed me that the only people i can trust these days are a couple of russians.

Even if this someone may be your best friend.

Sometimes it only takes them five minutes to go off telling their boyfriends, best friends or even a stranger

what you've just told them.

But what do i do?

I trust them

And even if I think that this person will always be loyal at heart

Sometimes they can't be.

Facebook Superficiality

2009-10-04T20:44:00.002+10:00

This french guy, Khsmiejsfs Anus, added me then started to chat
with me via facebook chat. He was talking to me in french & asking me
for my phone number & where I lived. He was really persistant,
& nagging like a phreaking 5 year old. He ended up just giving me his number
& told me to ring him. "I'm waiting. Where are you?"

WHY WOULD I WANT TO PHREAKING CALL YOU ?
oh & not to mention the fact that he said he wanted us to talk to each other
over the phone so our relationship could "blossom".
^o) urghh ok weirdo ?

not only that, but he said FOR MARRIAGE ?
WTF RIGHT ?

& read his freaky message to me:
"thank you for accepting because love you".
not only is the "love you" freaky, but his crap english makes me angry.
I know, I get aggitated over these type of people easily.

He told me he was from tunisia ? Where in the world is that?
I would google it, but CEEBS !

This "Franskdfsj blah blah Mountain" guy was just as weird as the rest of them.
He was talking to me over facebook chat & he kept on telling me that
I was pretty etc etc.
& as usual - I was getting really mad because he's OLD & eww
& some stupid random.
He kept on saying "you have a boyfriend".
Obviously he was asking me a question ..
but I thought I'd be a smart ass and say .. "are you asking me a question or stating something?"
& then he was telling me his english was bad.
So, being the "bitch" that I am
(no I'm not normally a bitch)
I told him if his english was so crap, why does he even
bother to talking to me.

He also asked how old I was. I told him I was 78 *rolls eyes*
& he thought he'd be "cool" & said he was 99.
So, me being awesome of course (H), I said "I guess I'll see you in hell soon".

Anyways, he was so weird that I just told him straight forwardly that,
"I hate superficial people like you, so just shut up and don't talk to me. Thank you".
I guess he got the message, & ran away.

Overall, that's all the freaky people I've had so far
talking to me.
Maybe you've experienced this kind of thing too,
OR you have them on your friends list.
Anyways, I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
So, I thought I would complain.

I forgot to also mention that these guys mostly had girls on their facebook.
Barely any dudes.
Which is even more creepy !

I guess I'll stop the sulking here.
But don't worry, I'll write again soon, because you're so beautiful and pretty.

LOL LEX The Sulk

HBDAnita (^)

2009-10-04T12:12:00.008+10:00

Billiards - hate it when they call it pool ;)

photos from apham

walking to funhouse on the ugly streets of brisbane

Me: *blows kiss at that ugly Asian guy*

Girl: *turns and notices* *quickly grabs her boyfriend’s arm*

hehehe

anddd we got VIP access to: Flipside circus, The boy with the tape on his face (comedian), and lawrence leung - Sucker (comedian) MUAHAHHA.yes, by michael urie from Ugly Betty himself.

the sulk

yeh i don't know who that was for

midnight southbank

argghh drool

he was incredibly funny

annoying asian tourist

no it's not me, he's just really nigger

fail photo taking

could only sneak the camera into this one -.-

Even though i gave this lawrence dude a right hand oath about not telling anyone he taught us how to scam money (extremely clever) - i will... sometime later.

This is War

2009-09-29T16:38:00.010+10:00

This post took me ages; so enjoy it, or i'll hate you forever.

Spotted

KP throwing a legendary prank on her sister that has launched her into dire consequences. Not that she cares? And no wonder why - it's mother chucking hilarious ! Sadly, KP has forgotten to film this event, but still has a youtube video to show what kind-of went down. Nothing more needs to be said. Enjoy.

you know you love me,

xoxo BB

*sigh* who doesn't love speaking in 3rd person!

Blockbuster moment: Gotta love how the kid attempts to defend himself... classic.

hahahaha, that's exactly how my sister reacted.. except she threw her laptop off the bed aswell.

Unfortunately, i forgot to consider the fact that my sister is the man when it comes to divine retribution and vengeance.

That little biatch went shopping, and spashed her money on evil evil things.

that's a cockroach btw, she put it on my face when i woke up.

shiny piece of poop

She also bought fake vomit, but i have no idea where she hid it, desole.

Dunno what i'm gonna do yet, but i'll keep you updated on my twitter MUAHAHAHH

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER HERE

ohh and just another funny prank i found;

Harvard Pranked By Yale - Football Fans Say “We Suck!”

No matter how advanced your education, there is an elegant simplicity in just saying someone sucks.

Yale definitely deserved bragging rights for this one. Either way, both schools are filled with pretentious douchenozzles, so in a way they both suck. True story. Enjoy.

Do You Like Apples? Well How Do You Like Them Apples?

That is all children,

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

Miss Pandora Pandora

2009-09-26T01:16:00.002+10:00

Ebellouise is a french student learning fashion and art in Paris.She has dorky glasses. I like that. & her foto's are reeeeeally good.

Here are some of my favorites from her:

Dead Man

"Certains sont nés pour le plaisir sucré, d'autres sont nés à la nuit sans fin"

- William Blake

Ci-dessous les foudres de l'abîme supérieur;

Loin, loin en bas dans la mer abyssale,

Son antient, sans rêve, le sommeil uninvaded

Le Kraken dort: moindre sunlights fuir

A propos de son côté d'ombre: au-dessus de lui gonfler

D'énormes éponges de la croissance et la hauteur du millénaire;

Et très loin dans la lumière blafarde,

De la cellule une grotte merveilleuse secret et de nombreux

Unnumber'd et d'énormes polypes

Winnow à bras le vert géant endormi.

Il n'at-il couché depuis longtemps et se situera

Les traîner derrière seaworms énorme dans son sommeil,

Jusqu'à l'incendie celui-ci la chaleur des profondeurs;

Puis, une fois par l'homme et des anges pour être vu,

En hurlant qu'il doit atteindre et sur la surface de mourir.

Lord Alfred Tennyson

Louise pour vintage Odetta

Noir

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

Bits and Peices Bitachi

2009-09-26T00:38:00.005+10:00

As usual, i am making new posts at 12:30 am! Holidays just completely eradicate the meaning of sleep from my brains! Could be a good thing....... more food! YAY!

I hung out with a bunch of stylish people last weekend, so it is only right to shine the spotlight on them. SHUGALUGALUGA!

I know you love it ya lil slut! SO, i'm gonna list the prices and where to get them etc. etc. just for you .... (:

Gold metallic mini skirt. 836 moolahs - brownsfashion.com Kiki de Montparnasse \| Lace garter tank 359 moolahs - net-a-porter.com Suede Platform with Python Cut-Out Detail 1 870 moolahs - brownsfashion.com Christian Louboutin Robot 120 ankle boots Gold patent leather 273 moolahs - christianlouboutincom.com

INCEDE Shorts w/ Sash (Khaki) - 53.05 moolahs - maruione.jp

Marc by Marc Jacobs Iconic Charm Multi Charm Necklace - zappos.com

(prices are a bit fetchy)

Well at least now you know what i want for Christmas..... *wink wink* MUAHAHAHHAHAH

The Tank Gang - My Beloveds <3 (Continued)

2009-09-25T15:07:00.003+10:00

Yayyyyyyy! i have the videos noww!

And here is my favourite photo:

Sammy and Serena Singing Goodbye - Cover

The Tank Gang - My beloveds <3

2009-09-24T18:29:00.010+10:00

GUEST STARRING: Serena Wong, Samantha Chai and Samantha Smith

I am not EVER tb. I feel like pho (:

So i was suppose to meet up with the tank ganger's at 10:30am, but i woke up at 10:54am haha DESOLE !....

They probably waited a whole hour for me, but i was worth it ;)

Serena eating

wtf is with your eye sammy

She ate the liver

i can't remember what we were laughing at

um........

our beautiful feet

sammy just realised she peed her pants LOLOL

and the blockbuster video of them singing 'Goodbye' is too biggg to upload =( and i dunno how to reduce the size, too much editing skills for a little asian kid

And bloody muther chucking birds!!!! i bought an awsome magnum and a stupid pigeon shitted on my hand, automatic reflexes made me throw my magnum at an indian... well almost. .. or i was hoping it would.

Bumped into: Jenny Chang, Anita Tam, Sarah lee, Wittey lee, Crystal Dunbar, that French lady at Cafe De Luna and someone else i can't remember, desole, at plaza.

And that is all children,

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

I Know What You Did This Summer

2009-09-23T16:26:00.004+10:00

JUST IN! I have a fcuking EXCLUSIVE interview with International Russian Stripper 'I'm Your Venus'.
This is NOT a scam, 100% Authentic, Real Interview.

Firstly, your a serious nutfcuk, how the heck did you come up with the name "I'm your venus"?

So this is the question on everyone's minds, well only me, but, Why a stripper ?!
its like 2 in 1...you are exercising (poll dancing is very tiring) and you sometimes get very hot + money

simple.

How do you rate me on a scale of five where five is the highest, oh, and why?

What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?

people?? i thought its populated by those fluffy little creatures that cant fly...what are they called again? penguins you idiot.

Tell us about one of your worst habit or quality?

and i had a pimple which i forgot to squueze...and let me tell you i got this pimple from this old man who touched me the night before when i was performing, it was gross.

You have men all over you every saturday night, but the thing is, have you ever loved anyone?

ooohhkayyyy so just as the interview was about to get suss, 'i'm your venus' had to get ...her ass..waxed. Could be a good thing. Thanks for tuning in !

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

Pole Dancing

2009-09-23T11:59:00.002+10:00

And Holy Hell ,A Pole Dancing Doll ! merveilleux !

Miley Cyrus: what have you started?!?!

We have found something even more horrifying than the breast feeding baby-doll.

A Pole-Dancing Doll!!!

The plaything comes with a doll and attachable pole and the box insists the product is "Interesting", can go "up and down" as well as "round and round". It even plays music! (Because what is a stripper without a tune to dance to?!)

Though the doll in the picture is fully clothed, we're sure it won't stay that way for long. Like the box also says, every stripper needs "style."

And by the way, dollar bills, mini beer bottles, and application for computer school is sold separately.

If your kids ask for this doll this holiday season, we recommend reform school IMMEDIATELY!

What is the world coming to?!? - PHilton

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

For all you lonely nerds ;) PART I

2009-09-22T23:42:00.002+10:00

bored crapless out of my face now. It's midnight but sleep is boringer and my bed's too far away.

SO, for the good of man-kind i have some steaaammyyy pick-up lines that will guarantee chicks, guys or even both. whatever.

Note: This may only (only) work on the kids who take suicide six, get straight A's, have no life and wear braces. (not that i have anything against braces, i love a brace-face)

Do you work for a TelCom? Because I bet you'd be good at pulling cable.
You compute me.
Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves
Is that an iPod mini in your crotch or are you just happy to see me.

ok my brain is no longer functioning, can't think of anymore lines !

so i'm off, but not to bed. I'm gonna eat, fcuk the diet!

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

Costume Parties

2009-09-22T22:54:00.000+10:00

So there's a costume party happening sometime soon and the theme is - tada - CELEBRITIES !

Costume Parties, BLOCKBUSTER!

The reason why i love dressing up so much is because it gives me an excuse to go shopping and blow out cash, which i have planned for tommorow :)

So instead of forgetting all the blockbuster idea's i have in my head right this second, i'ma cram it all onto the drawing board...blog... whatever.

Thanks to mum, for shoving fruit down my throat, she's inspired me (unintentionally) to be Katy Perry !

If ya'll don't remember that yumyum outfit she wore with all the banana's and strawberries, look below.

ahhhh so cute! but so friggin hard to get !

Marylin Monroe's got the classic blonde wig, red lipstick, white dress and random mole! - simple, yet boring !

Lady GaGa... she's .... WEIRD!

Paris Hilton, get really big oversized glasses really cute shoes put a little stuffed dog in your purse say the words "like" and "thats hot" ALOT

and Angelina Jolie, get six black and yellow dolls, and some fake tatoos !

Love Sucks

2009-09-22T15:52:00.004+10:00

No, i'm not going through the trauma of a break-up. When i say 'Love Sucks', i mean literally. 'Sucking' being defined as: The flow of a fluid into a partial vacuum, or region of low pressure. Yep, you guessed it, Vampires!

After the Twilight 'phenomenon', there's been all this media such as 'True Blood', 'Jennifer's Body' (i think) , and 'Vampire Diaries' . Typically, it revolves around girl meets sex god, sex god loves girl, sex god is actually a vampire... you know the rest. The thing is, EVERYTIME there's a new show, i'm all hyped up about this new 'sex god' character.And EVERYTIME i am dissapointed.

5000 Auditions on average, and they nail it down to this?!

Desole to all the fans, but they a pretty ewgly (ew, ugly)

What i expect is much different, and when i'm watching all this vampire frenzy, my sex god looks nothing like this!

So here are my nominees:

Gaspard Ulliel - The Frenchman stands 180 cm tall (yumyum) , and to me he is the simple definition of PERFECTION.

Kevin Flamme - Another incredibly sexy Frenchmen, really defined angular face, tall, intense eyes! oh my lord yumyum.

Mathias Laurisden - Alot of people thought he would of made a good Edward Cullen, but i'd prefer him as a James.

Channing Tatum - Probably not classy enough to play the male protagonist, but would definitely bring ratings if he bit chicks.

So these are my top four choices to play a hot vampire, hopefully agents will drop by my blog and pick these beasts *drooll* for the upcoming vampire shows and movies!

Enjoy the pictures ya'll

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x

My first post

2009-09-21T23:59:00.000+10:00

I now - FINALLY - have plenty of time on my hands because of the school-break, so i decided to make a -tada! - new blog. I've actually made four blogs to which i have never used because:

1. I've forgotten the email
2. I've forgotten the password
3. Got bored of the Title
4. Busy

But don't leave just yet! i'm gonna keep this one. Barbie Booga is a forever thing.

I'll post things about one-night-stand sex, drugs, alcohol and the usual ... NOT!
This is a PG rated blog! so all you pedophiles and stalkers (*cof* alex) can leave.
I'm doing this blog for fun, for myself and for others to read, so if you don't like it - desole.

I'll try to keep it updated as much as possible =]

Much Love, Barbie's Booga x